thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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