how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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