I'm an idiot
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming