The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't