Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Just puked most of my soul out..
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