Banned from zoo.
Again?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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