in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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