and my herpes radar will keep us safe
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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