Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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