well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize