My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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