I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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