Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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