I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
