Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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