My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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