dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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