And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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