just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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