I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
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My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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