Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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