there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
that may or may not have been my penis.
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