i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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