names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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