Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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