its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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