I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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