I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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