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• (940): View more from Texas

  That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you

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  girlfriend?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?

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• (716): View more from New York

  im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom

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