Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....