she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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