Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
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I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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