It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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