bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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