Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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