as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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