if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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