no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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