like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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