why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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