We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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