OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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