omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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