next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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