Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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