I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
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I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Your penis caused this!
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