she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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