please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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