You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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