She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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