And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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