i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
