Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Randomize
