the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
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I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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