Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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